Astronomers Monuments - Red Car Door Tour / by Ethan Astall

The first few doors of the red car door tour really don’t get your neck snapping about looking at heaps of interesting stuff apart from the continuous quirky signs placed everywhere UNTIL you arrive at astronomers monument which has been taken off the red car door tour map, but we soon found out why.

Ask any local in the ridge about the lady that runs astronomers monument - they’ll tell you she’s “kookoo”, ask the lady herself and she’ll tell you her name is Ivana, she’s a native aboriginal woman who’s also married to Donald trump, and once saw prince Charles get drunk (later disclosed that she is actually a Fijian woman who moved to australia) and is now being forced out of town by the local ridge people for throwing rocks at tourists who take photos of this concrete shack without paying $5 entry - (shack built in recognition of astronomers by a bloke who got out of jail after being charged with murdering his wife), you decide.

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